I suspect this is going to be a series. We put up the tree yesterday and hung a few sacrificial ornaments to see how big a butthorn Oscar is going to be. So far, he’s at Medium Butthorn levels, but he’s gaining confidence.
Stan was a holy terror his first two Christmases, knocking off ornaments and roaring about the house with them, as well as chewing on the lights. This year he hasn’t been chewing lights, so we’re willing to let him run with the sacrificial ornaments, especially if he refrains from teaching Oscar that tiny LED light bulbs are tasty. I’ll hang more ornaments today and see how it goes. Stay tuned.