Stanley and Oscar share sentry duty for the house after we leave for work in the morning. Brian often returns to find them at their post.
Stanley loves Brian. He also loves Brian’s beard and likes to sleep with his face buried in it when I’m not looking. He’s an affection ninja.
Stanley loves Brian. He loves him more than cheese or chicken, and that’s why he gives lots of kisses. He delivers said kisses with velocity.
Being a big black cat, Stanley loves Halloween. It’s his time of year. When he’s not lurking spookily in windows, he gets his beauty sleep.
Stanley decided to help with today’s blog post by parking his voluminous rump on my ethernet cable. To be fair, the cable was in his spot.
Stanley hates it when we sneeze. He yells at all of us for it, even Oscar, and he has a sixth sense for detecting upcoming sneezes. He knows.
Nutterbutter joins us almost every morning for coffee sits. Now that it’s getting cooler, Stanley joins too, but he wishes we’d move less.
Stanley helps Brian eat his lunch every day, and Stanley always reminds Brian that he deserves a fair share of said lunch. Sharing is vital.
Thanks to the excellent sunbeam our workout room receives, Nutterbutter joined the coaching team for our strength training. He judges all.
Stanley guards us on the cat tree every night, but he’s been pulling double duty this month because horror movies. His toe beans are ready.