Oscar was being regal on the bed this afternoon, so I decided to snap some pictures. He immediately began to bathe, because how dare I try to document his regal self, and presented me with an outstanding view of his very fuzzy toes.

That is a murder mitten laying in wait for a hapless victim, as proven by the dismembered corpses of the countless bugs I find shoved under our rugs. He is an adorable little killer, though.