Oscar does everything with dramatic flair, especially bathing. He hopped into my lap for snugs while we were reviewing video footage in the office and rolled over to swat at the dog for getting too close to us. Once rolled, he decided to just have a bath because why not.
He stayed like that for a good ten minutes, at which point I had to move my hand because his little butt is heavy. He glared at me and continued to wash that tummy fur. Kittens are weird, and ours is the weirdest.